and I’m 98% sure she ships John with Sherlock. She doesn’t even know what shipping is.
John’s Therapist: There’s something you wanted to say but didn’t? Say it now.
John: *opens mouth*
Mom: I really was his date!
Sherlock: *about to jump* John, no, stay there.
Mom: No, Sherlock, don’t jump! I love you! Come down here and be my boyfriend!
John: *at Sherlock’s grave*
Mom: If only they were married, at least John could have gotten some life insurance or something.